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    Yaps On Record January 10, 2026

    I miss whimsy media

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    Triston

    "Found myself revisiting my fav hobbies & yapping about why we're all missing nostalgic devices"

    Happy New Year ya filthy animals

    I’m now a recent college grad, which we may or may not talk about another time, but for now… you’re here to hear me yap about one thing:

    The 5th-generation iPod Touch:

    The new iPod touch: $299, 4-inch display, Siri, new colors, and upgraded  cameras | The Verge
    ugh i miss seeing pops of color in ads

    The iPod Touch was basically the last iPod Apple ever made after they killed the Nano and Shuffle in 2017. They tweaked storage and pricing a bit, but in 2022, Apple finally laid it to rest (may she rest in peace). iOS 15 is the last version it supports, which basically means its a fossil.

    Problems

    Bluetooth Compatibility: I tried connecting my AirPods, but they disconnected every other millisecond.

    Getting Quality Music: Do you want good-quality music? Good luck. ytmp3 converters, drag & drop into iTunes…

    Battery Life: The battery life on the iPod was comparable to that of an insanely overcharged 2016 MacBook.

    Stuff i already had on the iPod from middle school (if you were curious):

    • Distraction by Kehlani

    • Stranger by Jhene Aiko

    • LOOK AT ME by XXXTentacion

    • NEVER by XXXTentacion

    • KING by XXXTentacion

    • T-Shirt by Migos

    • Sorry by Beyoncé

    So, why is everyone moving to analog?

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    In a world full of AI, automation, and algorithms, I think we not only want control over our lives, but also generally crave more autonomy. Dare I say we’re starting to recognize how much the internet has shaped who we are as a whole - especially for generations like ours (gen z/millenials+) whose entire lives are basically documented online. We yearn for the kind of environment older generations once had: a genuine sense of community. Not just loyal story-likers or passive observers, but actual experiences where we get to connect with others authentically.

    So I don’t continue on my social media rant, on top of that, companies track us 24/7, we see a million ads a day across streaming services and social feeds, & digital spaces feel exhausting. We’re simply just burnt out. As one Fortune article put it:

    “The current digital age of music is fantastic, […] but there’s nothing like the personal aspect of going into the record store and thumbing through a bunch of albums while making small talk with some of the other patrons to find out what they’re listening to.”

    I’ve been personally diving back into things I loved as a preteen and in high school (which honestly doesn’t feel that long ago, but it was). Mangas, old Batman comics (Court of Owls is still so good), & listening to vinyl - stuff that doesn’t require constant scrolling. Hell, I’ve even considered getting a dumb phone at this point.

    Even though mindless, scroll-free music experiences can be easier and brain-rotting in a comforting way, it kinda feels better to deliberately choose what you consume, manually interact with it, and actually feel it. And that’s kind of why I decided to dust off my 5th-generation iPod Touch for a week.

    [Also for kicks & giggles, here’s a rough of a beat I made sampling the vinyl Radio Retaliation by Thievery Corporation. ]

    My Overall Experience/Final Thoughts

    Using the iPod for a week was a wild experience. Did i feel cooler not participating in algorithmic chaos and actually choosing what i listen to? Short answer: Yes 😁

    Queueing songs manually eventually became somewhat enjoyable, if you believe it (I'm not sure if this is me feeding my control issues, but whatever).

    I had to untangle old JBL earbuds after every use, which was tedious but somehow charming. It all just reminded me of my youth, which I now feel I didn’t appreciate enough, and that is fleeting with time. Ahh, to be an early 20-something. Joy.

    Will I be doing this again, but not on a consistent basis? Most likely. Was it annoying sometimes? Yes. Did it make me feel weirdly nostalgic and a little happier? also yes.

    There’s something about manually curating music, physically interacting with it instead of just relying on a repeated playlist - untangling wires, waiting for songs to load… It’s human.

    3 Song Recs:

    Complete side note, as I mentioned earlier, I’m a recent grad and still jobless, so if you know of anyone who’s ironically hiring in the social media/content space, let a girl know (please).

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    Watch the video for more on this topic here :D

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